02.03.14

5:23 p.m.

last week sometime i signed up for the gold membership here at the lovely diaryland and, when i did, i received myself some good old statistical information about all of you people who are reading this here site.

it's fun for me, see. it's fun for me to check and see and to try and find out who all of you are. also, it's fun to see how often some of you check back to see if anything new has been written. plus, it's neat to see who is linking to me. and the google searches. those are pretty funny too.

the overall conclusion that i have come to in the past week is that there are alot more of you than i had ever expected. i think a third of you come from elly and swinney.org, a third of you come from malinda, and the rest of you are a mixed bag of friends and randoms.

• some of you have no business reading this. some of you (honestly) should just go away. i don't know why you are here, or for what reasons you are interested, but don't be. really. vamoose.
• google searches that have lead to this site: strawberry shortcake stickers, steve lawler dark drums, attention whore, and (oddly enough) pictures of secretaries.
• thankfully no one that i work with has come here. or, if they have, they have done so from somewhere other than the firm. this has been something i've worried about off and on for a while now. these people are another group of people that i don't want reading this. although, now that dug has been giving his url out to people at the firm, and because i am on his favorites, my worries have returned somewhat.
• yesterday i blew up with .nz ip's because anna linked to me in one of her entries. thanks anna! also, hello new zealand people! i promise i will write things like that again, you just have to catch me on the right day. please, come back often.

yeah so, you know, thanks for reading guys. y'all make a dude feel special.

seriously. i heart you all.

mostly.