02.02.20

11:37 p.m.

haha. you guys are funny.

stoo loves (most of all) himself? like, two thirds of you said that. that's nice. thanks.

there's still time for you to take the test if you haven't already and really want to. i'll probably close it tomorrow and reveal all. stay tuned.

my roommates are listening to lynyrd skynyrd. with straight faces even. yeah.

i'm still sick. coughcough. and tired. boy am i tired.

sleepysleepy.

dug got a ninety on the test and has safely secured a place in my heart forever. he even got the strokes question right. that really surprised me.

earlier, over cigarettes smoked on break from job, he said something about his score on the test proving that he loves me more than malinda does. it was really really cute.

talking about malinda, i am (right now, as we speak) in the process of writing a weird al yankovic type parody of feeltwood mac's you make lovin fun.

tentatively entitled you make shopping fun, it will include verses about quoting american beauty, kissing on the escalator steps in old navy, being hit on by homeless men, and that thing that she does with her eyes when she has her head down and looks up all of a sudden.

yeah, tired. wit dulling. haha.

night.